Jocs gan Eve, Beatrice & Ava

  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.
  • What do you call a train carrying bubblegum.? A chew-chew train.
  • My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
  • What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
  • What did the Pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
  • I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.  Then it hit me.
  • I ate a clock yesterday.  It was very time consuming.
  • What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
  • What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
  • Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
  • Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her Mum and Dad were in a jam.
  • How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.
  • What animal is always in a baseball game? A bat.
  • What building in New York has the most stories? The public library
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