Jocs gan Eve, Beatrice & Ava
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.
- What do you call a train carrying bubblegum.? A chew-chew train.
- My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
- What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
- What did the Pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
- I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
- I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.
- What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
- Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her Mum and Dad were in a jam.
- How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.
- What animal is always in a baseball game? A bat.
- What building in New York has the most stories? The public library
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